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(To borrow a ball that rolls through ball satirizing current, on football and the player has no malicious not condemnation) cross: today people can really many! Yu Qian: is to listen to cross. Cross: you didn't eyesight? Yu Qian: I? cross: all my Yu Qian vermicelli noodles!:? also dry noodles! cross: noodles do not know, you too OUT! Yu Qian: what is OUT? cross: is with us is not a circle, you mean outside the circle. Yu Qian: have you been in? cross: well, this is we humans to understand, you ... Yu Qian: line, I don't mention it, quickly say your noodles. Cross: vermicelli, for example, is the star players like me, I came out of the noodles are hand held a licence to welcome me, looking, scream, cry, beat people destroying, cried and cried to marry me, give me a photo, and let me sign in the gang. The scene than markets free shopping bags can be spectacular, you've never seen! Yu Qian: are you a mental patients? cross: is your father, and I, we brothers is the patients ... Yu Qian: again my father why, you say it is called fans. Cross: Oh, better than fine! Yu Qian vermicelli: it was the English denote F-A-N-S, we'll ask fans! how to talk to you this illiterate partner! cross: Oh, or imported! Yu Qian: what import? cross: foreign single? Yu Qian: you are what what?: our international team seems to cross not yet imported fans, all homemade. Yu Qian: outside people who look at you? cross: today is my Yu Qian vermicelli!: people really want. Cross: waving to fans over there, do you? from Yantai friends! there's fans, do you? from Qingdao friend! most importantly from a friend of Longkou vermicelli: merrier! Yu Qian, or noodles Ah. The most famous is Longkou vermicelli series. Cross: Wow, now that you know, there is ... Yu Qian: Okay, don't José! eaten hot pot of all know. Cross: why are you so hate it, today I'm happy, I am beautiful! you don't sterile I Shin! Yu Qian: and the abundance of? cross: I'm not a shampoo! Yu Qian: also a KTV? cross: I didn't want to three accompany! Yu Qian: the massage? cross: I haven't ... You are too dark shadows! psychological, a day like this thing? I'm the type who? Yu Qian: what makes you so beautiful! cross: this is our human to understand things ... Ah ... Yu Qian: here we go again, then I is not a person is! cross: the pending textual! Yu Qian: La to you. Cross: the masses have sharp eyes!: Yu Qian-I also lived 40 years old. Cross: I have so many fans, do you still not understand, I will now move on to an advanced level, is your ordinary people understand. Yu Qian: what realm? cross: braised. Yu Qian: I think you should wash it wash it steamed! cross on tray: are you a monster? in journey to the West tell you, I'm not Yu Qian TANG!: that's why shark? cross: this is a State, famous people have experienced such a stage. Yu Qian: you and your fans just dish. Cross: What vegetables stewed pork Yu Qian:? the noodles! cross: you're too annoying! why can't you just do not understand, I am fire, was Yu Qian: is with ignition, you are stuffed, stewed not rotten! especially face! even if I had a cross: through your conversation, I came to a correct judgement. Yu Qian: what judge? cross: you do not belong to us human beings! you are the person or demon? take disciples, Yu Qian: back it!, if you had been defeated by the Tang, out of work. Cross: I mean I had when Star, I fire up, red! Yu Qian: you don't bake? cross: Yes, red, feeling a little fever ... Yu Qian: you too dangerous, the swine flu epidemic is now out! cross: you are pig! Yu Qian: swine flu is a man like pigs?! shall not cross: pig flu, we've got this wrong? eh?? Yu Qian: new virus! cross: I imagine! swine flu got you, you must have a Yu Qian touch!: you are what a mess, people that is the influenza virus, a start is gene sequences with pigs almost, so called swine flu. Cross: I understand that the pigs are not, do you fear? Yu Qian: are well understood, the chicken had a cold, people are afraid! cross: Oh, okay if you have a cold, directly clicked! and then burning, and then disinfecting, then buried! Yu Qian: I was a chicken? cross: what is it, with a maximum count of cold duck! Yu Qian: my age is not, you still have a little hope. Cross: consciousness quite clearly! Yu Qian: I would say this, tell you how to be a star? cross: are you joking! tell you that after my training, our national team was finally in a friendly against a simple village team, I assumed that first victory. Yu Qian: cross this?: I'm easy to please every day with their laps in the ravine, hard, then no I like playing are better than they. Yu Qian: regarding your virtue! cross: Wow, this game play too hard, too powerful opponent that we haven't touched the whole competition a few foot ball! Yu Qian:? the Cambodian football so much? cross: are you on the development of modern football too don't know. Modern football great development, but still high Chinese football education. Yu Qian: what qualifications? cross: martyrs which Yu Qian: after! this Bachelor degree? cross:, master 's, doctoral, post-doctoral, SaintFighter, then is the martyrs! we are the most highly educated, Yu Qian: after the martyrs! are below take places it seems. Cross: so yeah, we don't condescend to them, they most be Saint. Yu Qian: people don't talk to you about it. Cross: Wow, this simple village players too simple, people that a real sex training too, and I were ready to get the team to promote. Yu Qian: what special training? cross: cattle, sheep farming, mowing, Ah, Ah basal, plowing, seeding ... Ah ... Recently they engage, built a pig base, what a guy, hundreds of pigs, fed every day, Ah, a spoon with a spoon and a spoon ... Yu Qian:? the players are raising pigs specialized households! cross: Yeah, the village Committee Director is a Jock, called the enlightened energy that our training is more than six months, to organize the villagers with us playing a game not! Yu Qian: stop? you which Cambodia? cross: our training base on the edge of a village, life is very simple, so called simple Chai! Yu Qian: the original or a cottage Edition of Cambodia. Cross: who says the cottage is not good, I want to help them to complain. How do Yu Qian:? Cross: this simple walled villages too smart, too much, they usually use the all to our view training, over time, we also play a lot. Others have said, in the national team play football more than simple feeding pigs. Every morning to get up, go out for a run in the afternoon, and then kick kicking each other, and then in the evening drinking, singing, bath, bubble, too easy. You see, every morning for days off and he arose, and go to bed at midnight, more tired? Yu Qian: not the same thing. Cross: our training base canteen of chefs and it is this simple village, every day we cook, listen to the player chat, listen to our coaches talk about tactics, a few months down, people just when Cambodia team head coach. While cooking while listening, learn to cook on one side, in front of a big pot, cabbage, chop, chop them and threw the crate saucepan, corn, fall, Spades, stirring well blended with the ear also listen to the meet, listen to us, this study on the tactical spirit ... We finished our meal is ready. Yu Qian: well, well, do it for you! football orchards while taking care of the comic: I now really fire the (below) and other original works: (part 5) daily exercise good (comic) (part 4) shredded pork intestines, soccer specified food (comic) (part III) in respect of such a difficult night man (comic) (second part), see how do I get training team (comic) (first) cross competition soccer coach (comic)