On the summary of the Chinese football baoxiao _ Li style

Chinese players attack of basic walk passing basic looked stopped ball of basic hand extraordinary basic ROAR defense of basic shoot basic not scare round the goalkeeper straight shaking is a mad dog physical can run 90 minutes, the player is batting an eye Korea players. To be able to run 90 minutes, panting player, is the European players. To be able to run 90 minutes, sweating, is South American players players. To be able to walk 90 minutes, down to cramp players, is the Chinese players. Speed can run faster than the ball player is Netherlands player. Can run as fast as with ball players, is the United Kingdom. Can run as fast as the referee, a player is a player in the Maldives. Even the magistrate ran however players, is a Chinese football player. Attitude football as life is African players. The football for work, is the European players. The game of football as is South American players. The football as a joke is that the Chinese players. World voices team if Socceroos, I surrendered!-laden team if Socceroos, reform and opening up!: Kim Jong-Il's team had the Socceroos, I put the shrine clearance!-Junichiro Koizumi team if Socceroos, I listen to the call of the party! — if he came to China in the Socceroos I recognized bin Laden when usually! — the Bush team if I put the Socceroos Israel to Palestinian! — — Sharon team if Socceroos, I believe in Buddhism! — God team if Socceroos, I believe in God!--Sakyamuni team if Socceroos, I'll return! — a-bian also said that China would emerge, I immediately resurrection — Arafat team if Socceroos, we quit! — the Chinese Football Association finally said advertising China's soccer team defeated, "strong durable pill" manufacturers looking for national team a team L "X" in an advertisement. The plot is: L "X" on the left hand holding a football, right hand pointing at the screen and said: "who can not shoot 90 minutes, I can!" a condom manufacturers see a "strong durable pill" of ads, deeply inspired, and beginning from the national team to find a group of players who also made a advertising. Picture: all players on a goal maniac detonation rotten fried, advertising phrase: "no matter how many times to shoot shooting them is to shoot them production!!!" contraceptive manufacturers saw later would also like to take the ride to their drug what is to the woman, it can do?!, but analysis also no them, after three days and three nights of racking, finally found a way to make a super blow black whistle of the referee was wearing black, whistle blowing, sign a dozen squirt awe-inspiring said: "no matter how much shooting in, were not of !" shooting if calmly tuishe network sees that he is building a player; if the force he is Omar pouso? Premiership player; if the Defender's interference sideways footballer volleyed into the volley? that he is the Serie a players; if you choose to dead ends into the goal, he is Spanish player; if you missed it and went to take advantage of the fallen foul and imposes the opponent off guard, he is making the World Cup in Korea team; if you don't want to shoot to the other side Defender had a clean, that your opponent is the Chinese team; if the other guards came and grabbed the ball to the ball into his own goal, the gunfire that this is a Southeast Asian Tiger Cup competitions; if a kick on the stand, it was Li tie; if playing than Li tie, it is even higher; if zhouning zhouning than playing also high, dongbo; if playing than dongbo still high, it is the people in the United States launched Patriot ... ... Don't insult me a: heard playing in the national team from your brother? b: your brother is in the national team play football when your family is sure to national team play football !!! to insult you, what you endure me! domestic pork price hikes of the real reason for his son to ask: Daddy, why is the price of pork? dad kindly told him: son, China pig is a pig called wide households to play football. Country not available